For Grant Mattos…
And, for FINALLY, finally shutting down Russell Hantz! Have mercy I thought the day would NEVER come!
You should have never shaved your body parts prior to going on Survivor. Maybe waxing would have been more appropriate or (like Grant) gone au natural. You are so old enough to know that shaving your body anywhere for the first time, but especially before landing on a remote deserted island, would not fair well for your skin.