Nerd DIY // Lorem Ipsum Alternatives

When I’m making up my premade templates for my Etsy shop I literally create a new blog from scratch. This involves also creating a couple of posts and a page or two to be able to show off the template in all of its glorious wonder. Ha! I’m not a brainiac or full of eloquent, poetic words for all of these posts and pages so I rely HEAVILY on  Lorem Ipsum – the dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry since the 1500′s. Lorem Ipsum is really quite boring, so I’m thankful that there are some awesome alternatives out there on the web for me to use. My favorites are:

Coffee Ipsum: That skinny, arabica in carajillo single origin extra viennese frappuccino. Siphon, french press macchiato kopi-luwak froth filter white. Flavour at strong spoon turkish whipped java. Id dark, latte, in, foam decaffeinated, dripper dark so organic and coffee.
Cupcake Ipsum: Cotton candy toffee sesame snaps. Ice cream I love marzipan I love cotton candy wafer. Chocolate cake sugar-plum candy canes cheesecake I love gummies tiramisu chocolate bar gingerbread. Wafer marzipan powder croissant I love. Tootsie roll I love brownie wafer. I love cake marshmallow sesame snaps.
Bacon Ipsum: Bacon ipsum dolor sit amet pork shank prosciutto, flank chicken boudin pork belly meatball fatback venison tenderloin t-bone corned beef bresaola. Chuck corned beef ham hock, cow ball tip swine flank. Pork shank ball tip, flank tongue short loin meatball swine pig t-bone corned beef chicken.
I’m sensing a food issue here!
Zombie Ipsum: Zombie ipsum brains reversus ab cerebellum viral inferno, brein nam rick mend grimes malum cerveau cerebro. De carne cerebro lumbering animata cervello corpora quaeritis. Summus thalamus brains sit, morbo basal ganglia vel maleficia?
Duck Island – Hillbilly: Done shootin’ wild neighbor’s done how crop fightin’ cold, had cousin over. Barrel, wuz squalor watchin’ hogjowls, barn gimmie maw, jumpin’ sheep. Wirey co-op boobtube askin’ chitlins jest fiddle wirey grandpa rat. Good drunk, where fancy poor afford.
And, last but not least…
Fashion Ipsum: Loafers boyfriend cardigan Andrej Pejic Celine Hypelook. Cashmere faux fur jacket Lanvin headscarf chambray shirt Celine Smile tote fluoro leopard print scarf la marinière t-shirt Mulberry pastels. Yves Saint Laurent Americana leather jacket silver cross ring Marni clashing patterns Miu Miu Karl Lagerfeld Prada.

So, the next time you need some filler, check out one of these sites!

Comments

  1. Hi there! I just found your blog through blog hopping, I find blogging design and related stuff really interesting so Im definitely gonna follow you. :)

  2. You are awesome. I will be so glad to use some alternatives when I am making templates too. Thanks a lot for sharing.
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